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u say Bruno Mars, I say Breaking Benjamin

u say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence

u say Miley Cyrus, I say Slipknot

u say T-Pain, I say Three Days Grace

u say Rebecca Black, I say Linkin Park

u say Jonas Brother, I say Green Day

u say Flowers, I say Puddle of Mudd

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You might offer "party up"
But I guess that's too bad
I don't party up with anyone
Because I'm too rad
And you'll only make me lose
And that will make me mad
Then the best you'll get from me
Is a friendly teabag
I'll splatter you and beat you down
And maybe play you later
I don't care if you get angry
Cuz you're just another hater
"Skullkruncher13"
Is my live ID
And I'm the kinda kid who makes you wonder
"How'd he kill me?"

Beating and defeating
Every meeting of the cheating little campers
Their manliness could match exotic dancers
So don't be camping son
Because I got a Spartan laser
And I see you don't got one.
With a bing zap BAM
You'll be singin' hot damn
You got lasered by the skullkrunch
And that's who I am.
So no matter where you run
No matter how much luck,
I'll be the one to bring you down
And make a fella yell "darn!"

(Inspirational Speech)

The mongoose and the warthog
And the scorpion too
I got a license for em all
And I'm ready to kill you
You hear the engine reving
And you know what to do
But when you think you're on the ready
You're already run through son
Yea
You know it's what I do best
If I'm snapping your neck
Or makin' you a total mess.
And if you're new to halo,
Just call this a hazing.
If you gave me just a pistol
Then I'll make it look amazing.


There's something red
On my motion detector
I'll track it right down
Like I was a vector
Batting of shots
With my laser deflector
I'll fight for my Halo
And I'll always protect her

Halo is
The most incredible game
When I get online,
I see that people are lame
Cuz they all play a game named
Call of Duty
I would love that game
Yea if I was three.

I started off
I was friendly and nice
But now I've gotten much better
And my heart turned to ice
I talk smack
To the haters I play
And I can beat em all down
So I don't care what they say
Isolation, Last Resort
And even rat's nest
I can never stop playing
Cuz I'm kinda obssessed
You wanna fight?
I'll rise up to the test
Cuz you're gonna find out
Halo's what I do best

Another night on the town
Yeah just me and the gang
No tellin what were gonna do
You better stay out the way
Ha, sorry kids, play times done
Yeah we run this place
And The night has just begun

So we are lookin for a new game
Yeah this old one sucks
I saw a game in the winda for just 10 bucks
Whoa, sorry man I dont got the change
You see I only got a Lincoln and thats out of my range

Easy bro-ham its okay, yeah thats not the case
If we put our fives together we can make the diez
If the price is right, you know Ill give it a try
So we went and bought Zelda: Ocarina of time

I knew the game was boss before I turned it on
I played the game non-stop thats right until it was dawn
Yeah Im tearin through this game at a grueling place
I got my spiritual stone and I just saved the goron race

So my girl calls me up, while Im chillin with Epona
Yeah drinkin lon lon milk like it was champona (Champagne)
And she said, do you even really care anymore
Cause every time I call you up youre playing N64 (girl on phone)

Whoa, girl I know its hard to see
But saving hyrule is more important to me
Now shes gone, but its ok, I can do much belda
Yeah I can get with Ruto, Malon, and lets not forget Zelda

Girl, come ride with me
Yeah we can take epona to the zoran sea
Yeah come with me
Girl and you know well escape Ganondorf
So I can please ya and Ill treat ya with my master sword
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Yeah, links got courage but I have the triforce of ballin
I got my fairy bow ready if theres skulltulas crawlin
Got every piece of heart, and thats no mistake
Thats right I use Dins fire just to cook my steak

Girl I can be your Navi-gator if you let me be
Yeah I got the three goddesses worshiping me
Girl just hold my hammer it weighs a mega ton
You even can play my ocarina just for fun

Ill make you Da, na na na
Girl Ill make you go Da, na na na
Dont worry Im the master of time, so we can do it again
We can go right back and we can grind when Im ten

Girl, come ride with me
Yeah we can take epona to the zoran sea
Yeah come with me
Girl and you know well escape Ganondorf
So I can please ya and Ill treat ya with my master sword
Oh, oh, oh, oh

I got a Deku Stick
And some Deku seeds
And these Deku nuts
Girl I know you want my deku nuts

Girl, come ride with me
Yeah we can take epona to the zoran sea
Yeah come with me
Girl and you know well escape Ganondorf
So I can please ya and Ill treat ya with my master sword
Oh, oh, oh, oh

It's a school night
And Im at the mall with the crew
Its a quarter past nine and were past curfew
Ha, ha! So what? Yeah wed do it again
We dont listen to our parents
Well stay out till ten
Head over to the Gamestop
G H tres! (Guitar Hero Three)
Brought my 10% coupon with me just in case
It was then, on the rack, something caught my eye
A couple gameboy games priced at only two for five
Dang, thats a hella good deal
Hold on broseph! Come on! Is this game even real?
Whats pokeman?
Poke man, its pokemon
And its the most boss game since Ms. Pac-mon

So we get the games and then we walk out the door
Ladies checkin us out like we in the elite four
Thats right
I got blue and you know my boys got red
I take my game home and thats when my girl said
Listen! When you gonna take me out like you claim?
Cause I know that all you do is sit and play that game
Girl, Im facing Giovanni! Would you just let me save?
And I cant beat his Kangaskhan if you misbehave
So then she left me
But you know its all good
Yeah, I got my fourth badge and Im rollin hood
Every lass and beauty wants me and my problems dissolvin
Is there something in your pocket?
No, I think Im evolving

Girl, yeah would you please give me something
Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)
Its like my Arbok is jumpin
Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice
Its my payday tonight
Meowth, thats right
Girl, take my hand lets go
We can take a trip down victory road
Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time
Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.

I start with Charmander
Thats right I dont mess around
I teach a butterfree confusion and then I take Brock to town
And when things get Misty, heh, its not too bad
Bellsprout, vinewhip, and you got the Cascade badge
Yeah I got so many pokemon that my P.C. is trashed
I sell trades on the streets just for stone cold cash
Yeah you got some dough, bring it forward, and I can get you a Venusaur
But shhhh, keep it down you know the police is all up on my store.
This man he thought that I was pulling his chain, dang!
Now he wont never ever try that again
Fella need a poke-center
Ding, ding, da, da, ding
Oh and did I fail to mention I got me some poke-bling

Girl, yeah would you please give me something
Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)
Its like my Arbok is jumpin
Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice
Its my payday tonight
Meowth, thats right
Girl, take my hand lets go
We can take a trip down victory road
Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time
Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.

(breakdown)

I got the Bolder Badge
Girl I know you like that
I got the Thunder Stone
Girl I know you like that
I got the Dome Fossil
Girl I know you like that
Thats right I know you like that

Girl, yeah would you please give me something
Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)
Its like my Arbok is jumpin
Oh girl, yeah I can treat you nice
Its my payday tonight
Meowth, thats right
Girl, take my hand lets go
We can take a trip down victory road
Oh girl, yeah youre Rhydon (right on) time
Cause that Rapidash you got is one of a kind.

★ ☆★ Chiddy Bang ★ ☆★
were pretty much amazing.
i 1s was a kid all had was a dream mo money mo problems when i got it imma pile it up yeah im dope wonderbread we can toast so fresh how we flow,everybody gets there style from us.
i 1s was a kid with the other little kids now im whippin up shows and em fans going wild wid us tell mommy im sorry this like is a party and im never growing up

It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go out to
A brand new club in town, a discotheque I'd heard about through
A friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure,
And then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door.

He waved us in, and we randomly met the
Mr. Hannibal Lector. He was handling records
In the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection
To make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West and

The Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Ganon,
Right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon.
That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin'
In the dance club partying with all these villains.

I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.

Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho's kiss.
I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks.
And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula.
The two were making out and touching tentacles.

Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound.
They were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown.

Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club.

And Megatron, he was getting it on.
He was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like:
Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron!
Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go!
I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling.
That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains.

I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.

That's when I saw her there, from across the room,
Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom.
Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away.
She was with some Joker, but the dude was probably gay.

Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka.
Me and Jabba tossed them back like "oooga chaca!"
I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer.
I don't mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her.

Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay.
I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "yo, pardon me."
I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin'
Up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain.

I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.

I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.
We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.
He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."

"Do I have to go out, dude?"
"No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there,
And she's been asking about you."
I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I
Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.

We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em
In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s).
We drove around for like half the night.
Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT.

We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin',
Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and
That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing.
The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing:

[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid.
He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette
Like "automobile, big leck!"

I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass.
I told that HARP that she could go to hell
And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA.

And down to have some fun, she
Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring.
The alcohol was all clouding my thinking,
So I slapped her on the HEINEKEN I get you a drink? And

She said, "ha! You're totally cute.
"If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."
Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
The party started moving, and everybody started singing:

[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me
His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEST.
'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.
He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl.
I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm
Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."

"Of COORS! Challenge accepted."
You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record."
Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked
I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK.

We played for a while, and I was wooing them when
I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST
And CORONA was like, "wow!
You can totally touch my boob now."

I was EL PRESIDENTE
Or maybe a king with my CORONA
In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:

[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around.
It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town.
And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look
I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook.
Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly,
But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie.

I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I
May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside.
What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm.
You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm.
Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true,
But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it.
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet
That I've got an appetite for human flesh.
I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that
When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected.
Cause I fell in love with you and I'm
Undead but you make me feel alive.
And when I chase you through the graveyard
It feels like foreplay.

If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly
When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty.
We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie.
And everybody will love you, and you can sing along
to this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song.
So give me a chance,girl. You know I'll be worth it.
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains.
Brains. Brains.

I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

It was a weekend, and you can't stop
Us from going to the local dance spot.
Instead of drinking imported beers,
Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.

We popped the top. We know what was in it.
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic.
I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget.

Then the room filled with colors and shapes,
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes.
Oh snap! And what made it worse
Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.

Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass.
He passed some gas and it snapped in half.
Yo Deejay! Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair.

Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic
Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus.
I don't believe it. I'm gonna be sea sick.
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip.

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor.
(DeeJay falls asleep and snores)
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding!"
He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.

I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow mo.
I couldn't throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo.
I barfed up a kitten, and I'm feeling strange.
Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things.

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed.
The DJ playing my favorite tracks.
Waitress asked, what can I bring you.
I said the most expensive thing on the menu.

She came back with a glass of liquid.
I said, I asked for something different.
This looks like a normal beer.
She said, no it's Orphan Tears.

Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is,
Whole club looking like a forest.
DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus.
Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.

I tried to run to the bathroom but when
I did I felt a vacuum suction.
Pulling me back slow
Dance floor turned into a black hole.

Spinning around horribly.
Feeling like Dorothy.
Woke up and was still at home.
Orphan Tears got us in the zone.

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears