Bienvenido a mi Perfil :D

My name's Elliot.

Straight. Single. Happy.

I don't answer to comments that say 'Add me' or 'PLEASE add me'. It doesn't make me want to add you anymore than I did a minute ago.

Dontsostandclosetome is Kayla who's one of my best friends in real life. So if you are going to ask me why she's the only one on my friend's, it is because she is my friend.

Conversation:

Kayla: *in all seriousness* Two large fries and a cheeseburger without cheese.

BK guy: Um, you mean a hamburger.

Kayla: No. I want a cheeseburger, just without cheese.

BK guy: But that's a hamburger.

Elliot: I don't think she means a hamburger mate.

PJ: Just please get her a cheeseburger without the cheese.

BK guy: But that's a fucking hamburger!

Kayla: No. The hamburgers are more expensive than the cheeseburgers anyways.

PJ: But I'm paying! Why does it matter?!

Kayla: Can I please just have a cheeseburger without the cheese? *BK guy nods and goes to the back* I don't understand him.

Elliot: You don't get him?

PJ: You do know he's going to fuck our food up right?

Kayla: I just wanted to see if he was going to do it. Besides there's a McD's across the street.

Elliot: You brought us to BK to fuck with the guy and then take us to McD's to finally eat?

Kayla: Yeah.

Elliot: My head hurts.

PJ: Get used to it buddy.