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Hey ppl!!! My name is Celene.Not Celine,Selena OR Salami.

I will now tell you some things about myself....

1: I read alot

2:My pet bird flew away on halloween :(

3: I'm a pretty picky eater

4: I'm good at math

5:I hate my class

6: I AM A POKEMON FANAIC!!!!!

                      Now, here are some random facts!

The average person speaks about 5,000 words a day

Your brain is soft as pudding

Every year deserts grow

Platypuses sweat milk

There are 23 hours 56 minutes in a day. NOT 24 hours

There are over 4,000 toxic chemicals in a ciggarete

The human body contains enough carbon to make 900

pencils

You lose brain cells every time you get hit in the head

I'm also writing poerty! Here's one of my poems...

What's in the Fridge?

Well, I was really hungry today

there was nothing in the house

So I decided to take a risk

and look in the fridge

The smell was so revolting

it made me want to gag

These things in the fridge

made me want to cry

A chicken bone from 1965

a lizard that died

Some vomit in a bottle

a pickle that can fly

A cat that was stabbed 10 times (it's still alive)

a corn cob growing hair

A mixure of old beans, greens, and ancient lean cusine

mixed with a turkey bone

Link from Hyrule (he's hiding from a girl)

some cake covered with poo

A lock of my sister's hair

some old peanut butter and bread

Zelda looking for Link (that must be the girl)

a salad made out of many odd things

Soggy chicken fingers covered with slime

and a potato ancient with time

I didn't know what to do

my stomach was causing me pain

So you know what I did?

I took my chances with the peanut butter and bread.

So there you have it people! A poem created by me!

I made it on the date 5/8/09.

Here's a list of some of my favorite books

The Book Theif by Markus Zusak

The Ugly Goddess by Elsa Marston

Esperanza Rising by Pam Munoz Ryan

Small Steps and Holes by Louis Sachar

Ella Enchanted,Just Ella, and  Fairy Dust and the Quest for the Egg by Gail Carson Levine (different titles)

Hoot by Carl Hiaasen

LUIGI IS THE BETTER MARIO BROTHER!!!

HE WILL RULE THE WORLD ONE DAY!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

All that don't obey him shall get run over on the face by his mighty bike!!!!

Here's a list of my favorite movies...

Titanic 

Kung Fu Panda

Tommy Boy

The Spidewick Chroicles

Legally Blonde

White Chicks

Now,I will list some of my favorite pokemon

Torchic 

Blaziken

All three stages of Treecko

Wurmple

Blastoise

Zapdos

Cresselia

Giratina

Ninetails

Raichu

Murkrow

Azumarill

Staraptor

Swellow

Milotic

Salamence

Yay! :P

Wow....I have a lot of favorite pokemon....I really am a fananic!!!

Now,here's some random stuff!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!

 This is my fav pic!